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The Pups Vs. Me-Mow is the third Season 6 episode. In it, Me-Mow and her brothers, Scratch, Hiss, and Purr are out to assassinate the Pup as part of Me-Mow's revenge on Jake.
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Me-Mow and her brothers are up on a tree branch, spying on Lady Rainicorn and the pups.
Hiss: Me-Mow, I think those are the pups. The pups. Jake's pups. Pups.
Me-Mow: Yeah, shut up now. My revenge needs to go perfectly! Jake made me have to take the assassin's test all over, so he'll pay... with his children's blood!
Scratch: Heh... yeah.
Me-Mow: Now, Purr, you need to put on this disguise and blend in with the pup.
Me-Mow hands Purr a puppy costume.
Purr: Uh, sure.
Purr puts on the costume and jumps off the branch, landing next to the pups.
Jake Junior looks over at Purr.
Jake Junior: Um, who are you?
Purr: My name's.... um... Not An Assassin Cat Who's Trying To Kill You.
Jake Junior: Um...
Up in the branch, Me-Mow, Scratch, and Hiss are watching.
Me-Mow: What an idiot...
The next day at the tree fort, Jake is leaving to see the pups.
Finn: Seeya, Jake.
Jake: Yeah, 'kay, bye.
Outside the tree fort, Jake sees a note.
Jake: What's this?
Jake picks up the note. It reads "YOUR PUPS WILL NOT BE SAFE! SIGNED, ME-MOW'S BROTHER.... I MEAN NOT ME-MOW'S BROTHER..."
Jake gasps.
At Lady Rainicorn's house, the pups are playing outside with their "brother".
Jake Junior: So, Not An Assassin or whatever you're name is, what game do you wanna play?
Purr: Um... the game... where you, uh... do the thing in the place.... and it's fun... and stuff.
Jake Junior: So what is that game called?
Purr: Uh... "the game game of gamey games and other gamey gameish games"....
Jake Junior: I'm starting to think you aren't a dog...
Purr: Well, I..... gotta go to the bathroom. Then I'll be back with an explanation for why I'm all cat-like and stuff.
Purr runs out of the pups' sight, then climbs up a tree and meets his siblings on a branch.
Me-Mow: The plan is going horrible, you idiot! They're on to you, which means they must be eliminated NOW!
Scratch: But, sister, the plan!
Me-Mow: [hissing] FORGET IT!!!
Hiss: Wow...
Me-Mow and her brothers each cough up a dagger and jump out of the branch and in front of the pups.
Pups: AAAAH!!!
The cats point their daggers toward the pups.
Lady Rainicorn comes walking up to the pups.
Lady Rainicorn: [in Korean] Puppies, whats going--- [sees the cats with daggers] Me-Mow!
Jake jumps in front of the cats and stretches his hands into the shape of hammers.
Jake: Lady, I'm glad I got here in time! I heard that Me-Mow was after the pups!
Jake punches Me-Mow's brothers with his hammer hands, sending them flying into the sky, and then strikes at Me-Mow, who quickly dodges.
Me-Mow: Nice try, Jake!
Me-Mow slashes Jake accross the chest.
Jake: Hey!!!
Me-Mow tosses the dagger away and coughs an axe.
Me-Mow: What're ya gonna do now, Doggy?
Jake: [groaning] Aaaaagh... my cheeeest...
The pups gasp.
Jake Junior: Dad!
Jake Junior stretches her pony-tail towards Me-Mow and wraps it around the handle of the axe. She pulls it out of Me-Mow's hand.
Me-Mow: More magic dogs? Great....
The pups tackle Me-Mow and punch her.
Me-Mow: Ow, quit it!
Jake: Another problem solved! Yay..... wait a second, am I bleeding?
THE END.